Back in the good ol’ 1990s, a monster was born. Mother Microsoft gave birth to an evil child. This evil brood was thought to be good back then. This spawned creature roams today, getting stronger and stronger as it is evolving. What is this creature, you ask? Internet Explorer. The cancer of the internet.
Internet Explorer is the primary browser of n00bs and pot heads who don’t know any better. It comes bundled with Windows. It is unable to be uninstalled without professional software. Internet Explorer gives a big, warm welcome to viruses, spyware, intruders, etc. Internet Explorer is slow, doesn’t have many add ons, it is not customizable, has an ugly skin (depending on what version), and is basically, mediocre.
Mozilla Firefox, I must say, is like Jesus Christ, and Internet Explorer is Satan. Now, I have never read the Bible or been educated about religion, so if that mix isn’t factual, so sue me. You see, Internet Explorer uses something called, “ActiveX”. This feature allows hackers to get into your computer. With ActiveX, they could do ANYTHING. And I mean, ANYTHING. With your computer.
Now. Please remember. Sometimes ass holes like to give you virus links or Rick Rolls. Some virus links contain .on.nimp.org. DO NOT CLICK THESE. It won’t harm as much if you use Mozilla Firefox. But if you use Internet Explorer, you’re toast. Your ass will be as red as the gore on the nimp screen. 
Internet Explorer 1.0 was released in 1995 for the Windows 95 operating system. Some versions were bundled with it. Everyone back then thought it was kick ass, efficient, da BOMB! Poor Netscape got its ass kicked out the window, similar to the bad guy in “The Rock”, when Nicholas Cage sets off a missile into the bad guy. 
“YOU’RE THE ROCKET MAN!”
Anyways, Mozilla Firefox was rated #1 in some PC magazine, very handy and nice. There is a list of 101 things Mozilla Firefox can do that Internet Explorer cannot. Here. Get Mozilla Firefox 2 here. I don’t really like the 3rd one, not many add-ons work with it. Plus it’s ugly, in my opinion.
Now, another thing you should know about Firefox and IE, is that it sometimes is installed on Windows Vista. Windows Vista sucks ass. It’s got a lot of security holes. Easy for intruders to get in. Plus it’s got virus problems and compatibility limitations. Use Firefox, kids.
Well, in conclusion. Internet Explorer is full of mediocrity. Don’t rely on it for everything. It’ll back-stab you, so be sure to always sit on the side of the card table that doesn’t face the wall, so no one shoots or stabs you. 
Stay safe kids. Contact me via comments, if you have any questions or opinions, and I’ll try to get back to you.
The end.
